♲ B Kahn (bkahn@beige.party)2025-09-01 23:13:08:
Coming soon?
META announces that it no longer needs all those new data centers. Why? Because all the AI programmers it has hired have quit and without them, META can’t create its SuperIntelligentAI bot thingie, and without that, the future isn’t so close after all and neither is all that lovely mirage revenue. Damn–it’s getting harder to run these scams every year. It’s not fair. (Cue AI-generated video of screaming toddler throwing a hissy-fit. No, not THAT video–that’s toddler Trump throwing a hissy-fit. Keep your videos organized, Igor!)

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