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An expert at long pork prep ♲ Ken White (Popehat@mastodon.social) 2023-05-11 15:00:34: CNN should just lean in and approach everything with this ethos. “What if we ask Kanye host a Seder? What would happen if we bought Jared Fogle a Build-A-Bear franchise? OOOHHHH JEFFREY DAHMER COOKING SHOW” Source Continue reading

Question:How much did Donald Trump pay to have his 767 rated airworthy again for 2022? Bard:The exact cost of Donald Trump’s 767 being rated airworthy again in 2022 is unknown. However, it is estimated to have cost between $1 million and $2 million. This cost includes the cost of parts, labor, and inspections. The plane Continue reading

Can we survive this crap? Noah Shachtman (@noahshachtman@mstdn.social) CNN’s Trump Town Hall Is an Abomination, Says Michael Fanone Source Continue reading

The masses moved to mastodon, but quote posts are available via misskey, calckey, friendica and there may be others Calckey is working on importing posts from mastodon, but right now you can export your posts and import them to a new calckey instance ♲ Dr. Jorge Caballero (DataDrivenMD@fedified.com) 2023-05-09 07:59:08: /Addendum: I forgot to tie Continue reading

eye-opening overview of a hot mess ♲ Sam Wight :verified: (sam@urbanists.social) 2023-05-09 17:28:18: Fucking Christ the @protocol is the most obtuse crock of shit I’ve ever looked at. It is complex solely for the sake of being complex and still suffers from *all* of the same problems as Mastodon. Your server goes down? Sorry, all Continue reading

Tweet: Adam Schiff @RepAdamSchiff Let’s not overcomplicate this: Republicans passed a $2 trillion tax cut for billionaires and corporations. And now they’re refusing to pay for it. It’s really that simple. Source Continue reading

Whoever made this, kudos ♲ PirateRo (piratero@mastodon.world) 2023-05-09 19:49:25: let me contribute something I intend to frame later… Source Continue reading

This is a CheckInTest, “This is a CheckInTest. For the next sixty (or thirty) seconds, this friendica instance will conduct a test of the Emergency CheckInTest System. This is only a CheckInTest.” May 7, 2023 Notifications List Greetings… Ahoj! Aloha! Bom dia! Bonjour! Bună! Ciao! G’day! Geia sas! Günaydın, صباح الخير , בוקר טוב 你好! Continue reading

I have rituals I turn my thing on I select some **stuff”* I grind some stuff I put some stuff in a special container A hot fluid passes over the stuff I feel better after consuming stuff Name that stuff ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯ https://www.nwahomepage.com/news/fayetteville-man-arrested-with-gun-outside-of-local-school-performing-religious-ritual/ Source Continue reading

There you are shopping, enjoying a nice pretty day in Texas. A monster steps out of his car and starts shooting. You get shot and end up in the hospital with a six figure medical bill (or more). You end up needing care for the rest of your life… I’m sure Greg Abbott wouldn’t have Continue reading